My left hand isn't dirty

You can't touch food with your left hand because it's dirty, the Muslims say.
That defies all logic.
If God (or Allah) created me, then He created all of me, including my left hand. So how then can something, a part of a human body, that is created by God be dirty - unless the entire body is dirty?
The left hand rubbish is just one of many weird things about Islam. The worst of them all is of course the way women are treated; not allowed to drive a car, not allowed to vote, not allowed to show their faces - not even allowed to get raped, without being punished (often killed) for it.
Christianity is bad enough.
Islam is even worse.